Do you think there is life on other planets? Well, the answer is soon to be found out. NASA recently found out about a planet called The Jonney Planet. The answer is because of the violent Jonney cakes and Jonney Muffins that live there. The Jonney cakes are the kings and queens, the Jonney Muffins are powerful warriors, and the evil Tite Mouse is the Queen of the Jonney cakes. They can eat ships and shoot nasty Jonney Cake Mix, a smelly green substance found only on the Jonney planet. But when NASA found the Jonney planet, they had a horrible time. The Jonney muffins came racing out and attacked the ships and the Jonney cakes squirted Jonney Cake Mix at the ships. The astronaut all had to get on one ship to escape the Jonney weapons. But soon people wanted to go back to the Jonney planet to find out why Jonny Cake Mix is so dangerous. They made it back, but only after a long and hard journey.

When Bob and Jo decided to go to the Jonney Planet, they spent over ten million dollars on it. First, they bought a car from Ford and turned it into a rocket. How Jo and Bob managed this we have no idea. Next they flew the rocket to the Jonney Planet when the Jonney Cakes were asleep. The Jonney Muffins saw the ship but could not attack without Jonney Cake permission. However, Tite Mouse was awake and she quickly woke the Jonney Cakes which dispatched the Jonney Muffins. But this processes was slow and Jo and Bob had already landed. While the not so bright Jonney Muffins looked for the ship, Jo and Bob got out and explored. But they made a big mistake. They walked into Tite Mouse's house! Tite Mouse was afraid or dirt and the car the spaceship was made out of had been dirty. Tite Mouse ran to the Jonney Cakes and cried "GET THOSE PEOPLE AND PUT THEM IN JAIL...NOW!!!! The Jonney Cakes called the Jonney Muffins and tried to catch Jo and Bob. But Jonney things are slow and fat. They are made out of calories and average 1,000 pounds per cake. The muffins are only 500 pounds, but that's still fat. Jo and Bob, on the other hand, were both very athletic. They ran much faster then the cakes and muffins and tried to get back to their spaceship only to find that it was gone. The Jonney Cakes had eaten it! Now Jo and Bob were really in for it!

The Jonney Cakes and Muffins had managed to put Jo in jail, but could not find Bob. When the Jonney things were gone, Bob came back with a hacksaw and freed Jo. Then they made a space ship out of Tite Mouse's house. Tite Mouse was looking for Bob at the time. Then They went back to Earth and told NASA not to send anyone to the Jonney planet.

As for what's going on at the Jonney planet, we don't know because no one has checked. But Jo and Bob think Tite Mouse, the Jonney Cakes, and Jonney Muffins are still looking for them. As for Jo and Bob, or anyone for that matter, they have never heard from the Jonney's again.

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